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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: CHAOS THEORY

Chaos Theory is a mathematical sub-discipline that studies complex systems and the unpredictability of the world in order to calculate all possible outcomes – responses popularly referred to as the “Butterfly Effect.” Now go spread your wings of knowledge and tell your friends you know all you need to know to bring order to their thoughts on Chaos Theory.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: TIME TRAVEL

Modern physics recognizes the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space as Time Travel. But you already knew we were going to say that, didn’t you? So go share your new knowledge with friends past, present, future, and further into the future.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: SETTING THE CLOCK ON OVENS

Press the “timer” button and hold for 5 seconds until the green time digits flash. Press the (+) and/or (-) to set the hour correctly. Press the “timer” button when you have the right hours set, then adjust the minutes. Presto! You’re a full-fledged Conventional Oven Chronology Engineer! Let the world know.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: CALCULATING RESTAURANT TIPS

According to generally accepted tipping guidelines, a 15-20% pre-tax tip is acceptable for any sit-down dining bill. The easiest way to figure that number out is to approximately double the bill’s tax amount. Easy, right? Paying for meals should now be a piece of cake. M’mmm, cake! Now serve your friends a slice of delicious knowledge.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: CROP CIRCLES

Crop circles can range from patterns of simple circles to elaborate designs called pictograms, consisting of several interconnecting geometric shapes, many of which require an intricate knowledge of Euclidean geometry. There you go, you’re all set to go forth as an expert. Now get your friends squared away on Crop Circles too, and share.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: ROCKET SCIENCE

The key factors in rocket science are the exhaust velocity of the propellants and the mass ratio of the vehicle. Various propellant combinations have differing exhaust velocities; the most common propellant combinations today being LOX/RP-1 (Liquid Oxygen/Kerosene) and LOX/ LH2 (Liquid Oxygen/Liquid Hydrogen). And that’s pretty much rocket science. Your new job at NASA is right around the corner. Now go launch your knowledge into the social media universe.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: BRAIN SURGERY

The procedure, done to alleviate disorders of the nervous system including the brain, spinal cord, and extra-cranial cerebrovascular system, includes minimally invasive techniques, sophisticated stereotactic radiosurgery, traditional brain and skull surgery, and innovative treatments for cranial nerve disorders. Got it? You’re almost ready to scrub in. But first, share your new knowledge with friends.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: GENETICS

Genes are made from a long molecule called DNA, which is copied and inherited across generations using genetic code, allowing the genetic machinery to read the information in the genes in triplet sets of codons. Boom – you’re almost a scientist! Now share your findings with your friends.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: UNFAMILIAR SHOWER HANDLES

Unless it’s your shower at home, using other people’s showers can seem like trying to operate an alien space ship. If you just remember that most handles operate by pulling, then turning the knob left for hot and right for cold, you’ll come away clean. Now that you’ve got the handle on other showers, share your knowledge.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: HOW INTEREST RATES WORK

Interest rates are expressed as an annual percentage of the total amount borrowed and calculated as two different values: the nominal rate and the real rate. The nominal rate is the interest rate set by the lending institution. The real rate is the nominal rate minus the rate of inflation. Get it now? Good, you’re banking hobby has officially begun. Lend your friends some knowledge and share!

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: THEORY OF RELATIVITY

Albert Einstein determined that the laws of physics are the same for all non-accelerating observers, and that the speed of light in a vacuum was independent of the motion of all observers. You get the gist, right? Congrats, you practically have a PhD in the Theory of Relativity. Now, go spread your knowledge.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: QUANTUM MECHANICS

This fundamental branch of physics provides a mathematical description of much of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interactions of energy and matter. Let that sink in. Now let your friends know you’re practically a PhD in Quantum Mechanics.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: WORMHOLES

Visualize space as a two-dimensional surface. In this case, a wormhole can be seen as a hole in that surface that leads into a 3D tube (the inside surface of a cylinder). This tube then re-emerges at another location on the 2D surface with a similar hole as the entrance. You get the gist, right? Well then, it’s time to share your knowledge, Professor.

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YOU CHOSE TO BECOME AN EXPERT ON: UNDERSTANDING TEENAGERS

With the development of the pre-frontal cortex associated with this age, the brain becomes able to synthesize information into ideas. This leads to kids wanting to practice their new skill of now being able to develop their own ideals and ideas. That’s pretty much teenagers in a nutshell. Now that you’ve cracked that age-old problem, let everyone know.

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